You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle from 10 feet away.Damn, you have a nice set of parallel lines!.I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.or we could just skip all that and go directly to math class.You can be my queen and I’ll be your king.Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman.I want to be with you so badly, I’d swim across Lake Michigan.Is your daddy a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb!.You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?.I’m trying to remember what pi smells like….I don’t like my current girlfriend…Mind if I do a you-substitution?.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.You must be the root of all my natural logs, because you make me crazy.Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.I wish I was your differential equation, because then I could be solving you all day long.You’re so hot, my integrals are diverging.My love for you is like the universal set – it contains everything.You and me, we’re like two variables in an equation.I don’t need a calculator to know how much I want to be with you.You must be pi, cause you’re so irrational.Do you like math? Because I’d like to add you to my number set.Can you help me solve for x where x= your number?.As a statistician, I can see me having a significant effect on you.I’d tell you how many angels are in this room, but you might say that’s too math-y.You must be related to Pythagoras, because you’re the hypotenuse of my heart.You’re so hot, I bet you could melt a snowflake. ![]() My love for you is like pi: never-ending.I’m not a math person, but I’d still like to add you to my equation.You had me at “you’re the derivative of my natural log.”.I refuse to do math with you unless you promise to be my asymptote.I’m not much of a math person, but I’d still like to add you to my equation.You must be the square root of -1, because you’re imaginary.Do you like math? Because I’d like to add you to my number line.
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